Sunday, February 18, 2007

Lullaby for an obsessive compulsive

  • I think I left the stove on.
  • My alarm clock might have turned itself off.
  • There's a mosquito buzzing around my head.
  • I have to balance the checkbook.
  • I forgot to lock the car.
  • I have to blow my nose and the tissues are in the bathroom.
  • My pant legs are bunched up around my knees.
  • I think I heard a mouse.
  • My closet door is open.
  • My back itches.
  • I have the wrong pillows, and if I wake my husband up, he'll yell at me.
  • My covers came untucked.
  • The clock is ticking.
  • The faucet is dripping.
  • My left nostril whistles.
  • I have a headache.
  • I'm not sleepy.
  • I'm thirsty.
  • I think I forgot to do some homework.
  • It's cold.
  • Now it's hot.
  • The moon is too bright.
  • A dog is barking.
  • The curtains are open a little bit.
  • There's something under my bed.
  • I have a hang nail.
  • Global warming is causing the polar ice caps to melt, and in fifty years, one hundred million people will die when the ocean level rises twenty percent.
  • There's a pimple behind my left ear.
  • I think I have a bladder infection.
  • I forgot to pay the phone bill.
  • I have a sore throat.
  • There's something in my eye.
  • My face is dry.
  • I have the hiccups.
  • It's too quiet.
  • My heart is beating too fast.

1 comment:

Pat said...

This is soooo funny. ROFL. That's because I know you and love you so much.
Loveya
Mom