- I think I left the stove on.
- My alarm clock might have turned itself off.
- There's a mosquito buzzing around my head.
- I have to balance the checkbook.
- I forgot to lock the car.
- I have to blow my nose and the tissues are in the bathroom.
- My pant legs are bunched up around my knees.
- I think I heard a mouse.
- My closet door is open.
- My back itches.
- I have the wrong pillows, and if I wake my husband up, he'll yell at me.
- My covers came untucked.
- The clock is ticking.
- The faucet is dripping.
- My left nostril whistles.
- I have a headache.
- I'm not sleepy.
- I'm thirsty.
- I think I forgot to do some homework.
- It's cold.
- Now it's hot.
- The moon is too bright.
- A dog is barking.
- The curtains are open a little bit.
- There's something under my bed.
- I have a hang nail.
- Global warming is causing the polar ice caps to melt, and in fifty years, one hundred million people will die when the ocean level rises twenty percent.
- There's a pimple behind my left ear.
- I think I have a bladder infection.
- I forgot to pay the phone bill.
- I have a sore throat.
- There's something in my eye.
- My face is dry.
- I have the hiccups.
- It's too quiet.
- My heart is beating too fast.
Sunday, February 18, 2007
Lullaby for an obsessive compulsive
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1 comment:
This is soooo funny. ROFL. That's because I know you and love you so much.
Loveya
Mom
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